Single Millennial Jokes

Use these in case you need to break an awkward silence on the next brunch with the girls. Some of these would have angered me years ago but now, they are so honest it's funny. "Why did the single millennial woman bring a ladder on her date? To avoid falling for anyone too easily!"

"Why did the single millennial woman bring her smartphone to the party? For the perfect selfie, of course – who needs a date?"

"Why did the single millennial woman choose online shopping over dating? Because she'd rather find the perfect shoes than the perfect match!"

"Why did the single millennial woman join a cooking class? To learn how to make the perfect meal for one!"

"Why did the single millennial woman switch to a plant-based diet? Because plants never ghost you!"

"Why did the single millennial woman bring her dog to the coffee shop? Because her dog is better at listening than any potential date!"

"Why did the single millennial woman start a book club? Because fictional characters make better companions than some of the real-life ones!"

"Why did the single millennial woman join a gym? Because she's lifting weights – and her standards!"

"Why did the single millennial woman become a cat lady? Because cats understand the importance of personal space!"

"Why did the single millennial woman buy a subscription to a streaming service? Because binge-watching shows is less disappointing than swiping through dating apps!"

Do you recognise yourself in any of them?